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He was, not surprisingly, arrested when United flight 340 touched down in Denver. Pearce was charged with "obscene and indecent exposure of his person by exhibiting his penis and masturbating in plain view."
Tucked into seat 18D, Pearce allegedly started masturbating before he was caught in the act by his fellow passengers, according to paperwork filed by Special Agent Martin Daniell, III, an 11-year FBI veteran.
A passenger seated in 19D right behind Pearce told police "I hit him with my book in the arm, which caused him to stop and leave to the bathroom."
A woman unlucky enough to be seated next to Pearce in 18E told cops he was masturbating and that he, "ejaculated and got some on the seat."
After he ducked into the lavatory, passengers wondered aloud if Pearce was "stoned on marijuana," say court papers posted to The Smoking Gun.
For his in-flight masturbatory shenanigans, Pearce faces a maximum sentence of 90 days in jail with a year of supervised release and a fine of up to $5,000.
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if the lady next to him was allowed to have a knife.. she could have cut it off and stuffed it down his throat....
July 23 2011 at 2:01 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyYou lady are an idiot, what he did was wrong but you sound like some bleeding heart christian, I actually laughed at this story and realised only in America are the people this retarded.. thanks for proving that theory. Everyone sue him ? cut it off if allowed a knife ? no fly list ? listen to yourself, you are the reason for birth control NOT working..
February 08 2012 at 12:34 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyI think all the passengers on the flight should sue him..
July 23 2011 at 1:59 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Replylets hope he gets put on the no fly lit for life..
July 23 2011 at 1:48 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyType your comment hereHe should apply to be a pilot for Southwest
July 22 2011 at 2:49 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyCurious as to how old this stupid horny guy is . . .
July 18 2011 at 1:52 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyLiberals probably think his civil rights were violated.
July 18 2011 at 1:30 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyThanks a lot Bin Laden.
July 17 2011 at 1:43 PM Report abuse Permalink +1 rate up rate down ReplyEeew. Gross. This guy is a wacko. Anyone who does this in public needs serious help as do people who think the public wants to know all about it. What an idiot.
July 15 2011 at 2:09 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyLOL - and so you read the story why............???????? LOL @ you!
July 17 2011 at 3:09 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Replyhas anyone smoked medicinal weed.......it comes close.....i have to wonder how he passed by the lady who saw the cum fly....i wonder if she got up or sat there......if he passed by facing her . the lady sitting there she didn't get up in horror....and she actually got to see him relieve himself.....i would have coached him.....to relieve himself the other way.....i would seriously have to testify if called ....that i found it strange ...but entertaining ....that he could actually relieve himself......
June 25 2011 at 8:28 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyI jerk off when I smoke pot, put i just can't cum. It must've been something else. Maybe he was stressed out or claustrophobic. Why did the lady next door wait until he shot his load? Was she being polite? Plus, you don't hit someone with a book on a plane not matter what. That's an assault. They should've just spoken to him politely and maybe axed him to use the baffvroom. He would've had more armroom in there than in coach. And he coulda shot his load on the mirror or something cool like that. The whole thing was handled poorly by everyone involved.
July 13 2011 at 3:23 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyThe most poorly handled thing was the in-depth and moronic comments by you. Maybe someone should "axe" you to stay off your computer.
July 17 2011 at 1:37 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down
Wrenegade
2 things:
What an idiot. I think $5,000 is not a big enough fine.
Finally a headline that really hit the nail on the head... Pun intended...
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