Woman Suing American Airlines for $15 Million Claiming Lizard in Her Airplane Meal

I would do it to just so I can afford to fly back with and to get something to eat at the airport if I have any money left over!

LIZARD SUES “LUNATIC” PASSENGER
excerpted from OnanOnionMeNottaserious.com


Ricotta LaMatta, owner of a three-foot Komodo Dragon, has filed suit for "300 million dollars and a pound of flesh" from a woman now suing American Airlines for allegedly including a lizard in her onboard meal.

"My lizard," LaMatta claims, identified in filings as "Lucretia Dragoon."

"I finally found the wretch," said LaMatta, who produced receipts proving she had indeed booked Lucretia in the seat immediately adjacent to that claimed by Puerto Rican beautician Monseratte Luna, "Who proceeded to stuff my baby into her mouth," also to "bite, masticate and partially digest" her pet.

“Lucy was only four inches long at the time. Four inches—can you imagine how that felt?” As a direct result, LaMatta's action asserts, “She still limps, fears Latin music, and won’t mate within her species.”

An American Airline spokesman declined comment on the action, saying only, “It’s been a pretty long day, so think I’ll go home and strip search myself.”

Hmmm....I was eating at O'Charley's in a southern town about a year ago, and when a live lizard crawled out from under the lettuce on my hamburger, I let out a scream. When the manager came over, he said, "I understand you ladies are sitting in the wildlife section!" Free meal, and gift card for two more meals. If I had sued, maybe I could eat there free for life!! (Haven't been back since the incident.)

I bet it was the Geico gecko.

I bet this woman has eaten alot of things in her life. What is the big deal with a lizard. She needs to grow up..

First, eating a lizard would not get you sick. Second, feathers don't melt when heated. Third, that must be a hell of a meal to have them both combined together, needless to say that I think she is full of crap. Another useless claim, trying to defraud the airlines and give them a bad reputation.

soooo dramatic..........

This sounds a lot like the woman who found a finger in her chili at Wendy's. That too was a fraud.

Child knew what it was because they were having lizard for supper in PR !

They served food?? Bonus right there! Found a lizard in the food? Double bonus!!