Heated Chair Lift to Debut At Utah Ski Resort

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What a weird, waste of capital improvement dollars IMHO. Unless one intends to stay on that same chair the whole day wouldn't it just make all of the other chairlifts at The Crayons seem, well...inferior to the fancy, orange-glow, bubble-shielded, heated one?

We've already got high-tech outdoor fabrics that keep us from freezing whilst simultaneously wisking away perspiration should we get too toasty, heated boots, gloves, goggles, cushy padded seats, people-movers so we don't have to walk all the way from the ticket window to the lifts in those clunky ski boots, conveniently placed bars to rest our legs from those heavy skis, specialty skis for every type of terrain and snow condition, lift rides flinging us to the top twice as fast as last century's technology, bubbles to protect us from pesky snowflakes (what IS UP with all that snow at a ski resort, anyhow?), safety bars to prevent us from falling out of the chair if we drift off to sleep, sensors to stop the entire lift lest we be too groggy and forget to disengage all the safety equipment and actually get up out of our lazy-boy loungers to ski.

And now, temperature-controlled butts.

I've got an idea. If skiing is becoming too inconvenient and you need apres-ski on the lifts, why don't you buy me a pass, I'll do all that uncomfortable chair riding and skiing for you, and you can stay right there in the lodge.

So, why not just go somewhere that has totally enclosed telecabin lifts if you're such a wuss that you can't handle the ride up on a chairlift? Or, better yet, stay home!

SPAM SPAM SPAM REPORT IT PEOPLE!

Make bigger wussies out of all of us.. If you don't like the cold stay out of my way.